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Bizarre iPhone Apps

Bizarro iPhone Apps: Jump Jump

March 15, 2010

The description for Jump Jump in the App Store is very short:
This game will improve your fitness! Can you jump in sync with the music?

Here’s a little more from an email from it developers:
Think of it as Dance Dance Revolution, but without the mat and the computer, thus casually available [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: iPoo gives you something to doo while you toil on the toilet [iPhone Apps]

March 3, 2010

iPoo is both a statistical excrement tracker and social networking stool (err, tool). It guarantees that, no matter where you are, you can always stay in touch with people who are doing things that (fecal) matter.
Users can log via custom Poofiles and interact with other poosers via the poo stream (chalkboard), read random facts, and [...]

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Want to Rate Your Latest Hookup Like a D-bag? There’s an App for That

February 13, 2010

OK, so Valentines Day is tomorrow. Here’s a perfect app to make sure you don’t need to worry yourself at all about this holiday next year – the iMakeLove app for your iPhone.
iMakeLove, the first and only application that allows you to value the quality of your sexual life,in order to verify whether [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: D-Bag Spotter

January 8, 2010

Laugh at a D-Bag You see them everyday, the self important over confident loser. The guy wearing the backwards hat, toothpick in his mouth, enough cologne to warrant a gas mask and earrings when he is pushing 60. In the past, you would carefully watch him and then relay it to your friend [...]

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What the?! Tits & Boobies for iPhone

December 19, 2009

This hot new app slipped past the folks in the App Store approval section:

The description reads as follows:
A very educational app on T**s and Boobies. It has pictures of 8 different types of T**s and 5 different types of Boobies. These t**s and Boobies are wide exposed and open to [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps – Stress Relief: Smash Edition

December 6, 2009

Ever get so frustrated you just need to smash something up? Go berserko like those guys in Office Space and bash a printer’s brains in? Turns out there is an iPhone app that looks set to let you relieve all that tension and smash stuff to smithereens to your heart’s content.
That is … as [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: PinFrog – The Nutcracker

November 21, 2009

This has been a heck of a week for press approaches about new iPhone apps. The previous highlight was an app that encouraged ladies to ‘let it rip’ in the restroom and use the app to cover up all their unseemly noises. Late in the week I think we have a new leader in [...]

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Great App Tag Lines: LET IT RIP – NEW APP FOR LADIES COVERS IT UP!

November 18, 2009

I’ve seen a fair number of press releases and write-ups for iPhone apps, but never one that started out quite like this before:
LET IT RIP – NEW APP FOR LADIES COVERS IT UP! Appetizer Mobile’s ‘Cover Up’ Conceals Unwanted Noise in the Restroom

Definitely not [...]

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Not Able To Order a Drink in a Crowded Bar – There’s an App for That

November 15, 2009

Ah, the piss-taking mileage in the ‘there’s an app for that’ line just doesn’t get old for me. And with the description given for the new Round app for the iPhone I just couldn’t resist. Here’s a slice of that description:
You’re in a crowded bar or pub trying to order some drinks. [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: British to American Slang Dictionary

November 1, 2009

As someone who has spent large numbers of years in both the US and the UK, I have nothing inherently against apps / sites that offer to ‘translate’ between British and American. I think the idea is sound, it just bugs me that so often the execution is, to use a favorite British phrase, [...]

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Now There Really Is an iPhone App for Everything

October 29, 2009

Even with those 100,000 + approved apps in the iPhone App Store, until recently it still felt as if something was missing. This week I’ve realized what it was – Hasselhoff and Norris. David and Chuck.
Well, luckily that huge gap is 3/4 filled and will soon be all patched up. Hasselhoff has already [...]

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