Ah, here’s an iPhone app that must be bound for stardom in the ‘There’s an App for That’ series of TV ads. It’s even got some of the lines for its section in the ad written already …
Did this ever happen to you? It’s midnight. You are having an intense party flirt, when suddenly hair starts growing out of your ears and your voice turns rough. As soon as the wolf fangs come out of your mouth, your party flirt screams and gets the hell out. You leave the party crawling on all fours.
Boom. There’s an app for that!
To avoid such awkward situations in the future, make sure you install the Werewolf Reminder on your iPhone. You don’t want to miss another full moon and the ritual moon howling, do you?
Just in case you’re not already sold, here’s a little more on what this app’s got to offer:
It is your time now, it is werewolf time! * elaborate 3D graphics * sounds to get in the right mood * accelerometer support * a MUST for werewolves, cowards and moonstrucks You do not need an internet connection in your cave to download this application. If you buy the Werewolf Reminder today, you get it with a free countdown!
I’m not sure what moonstrucks are, or why cowards got thrown into the mix (do cowards sprout hair and start howling at full moons as well?) – but I am pretty clear on the main theme here: If You Are a Werewolf You Need This App.
Werewolf Reminder is priced at $0.99 – which seems a small price to pay for making sure that party flirting doesn’t go south on you with the sprouting ear hair and such-like. It’s in the App Store now.
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That is so funny…. Patrick you are sooo right there is an app for everything
LOL
I guess there is – a search for werewolf actually got quite a few hits.
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