Dopey NFL coaches, thinking some of their most quotable / exciting / drama queen type players might be spending too much time on Twitter. Here’s solid proof that at least one of those high-profile guys from the ranks of the top NFL wide receivers, ‘the most interesting football player’ in fact, has instead been busy designing iPhone apps.
That’s right – you can now purchase The Chad Ochocinco Experience in the App Store, for just $4.99.
The app offers an exclusive behind the scenes look into the life of Chad Ochocinco – and even just its App Store page has already enlightened me about an alias of his that I hadn’t yet heard: Esteban Ochocinco. Nice, better than Ron Mexico anyway. 
Some of the key features of the app are:
- Exclusive videos and pictures of Ocho
- Pictures of Ochocinco fans around the world
- News feed on Ocho, NFL, Bengals, and everything else that Ocho loves
- Follow Ocho’s twitter timeline (uh-oh) and see what he is up to
- Follow Ochocinco on a map
- See Ocho’s music on his iPod in Ocho’s jams.
You just can’t really argue with kinda giant Ocho heads popping up on a map like that. You don’t see enough of that in apps.
I guess the only question I have left is when Esteban is going to get a chance to use this app in the end zone. That’ll be a Sports Center magic moment.
You can get hold of the Ochocinco Experience in the App Store now, for that same $4.99 that you might’ve been thinking of wasting on a couple Twitter apps.
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