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Bizarro iPhone Apps: Jump Jump

March 15, 2010

The description for Jump Jump in the App Store is very short:
This game will improve your fitness! Can you jump in sync with the music?

Here’s a little more from an email from it developers:
Think of it as Dance Dance Revolution, but without the mat and the computer, thus casually available [...]

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Want to Rate Your Latest Hookup Like a D-bag? There’s an App for That

February 13, 2010

OK, so Valentines Day is tomorrow.  Here’s a perfect app to make sure you don’t need to worry yourself at all about this holiday next year – the iMakeLove app for your iPhone.
iMakeLove, the first and only application that allows you to value the quality of your sexual life,in order to verify whether [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps – Stress Relief: Smash Edition

December 6, 2009

Ever get so frustrated you just need to smash something up?  Go berserko like those guys in Office Space and bash a printer’s brains in?  Turns out there is an iPhone app that looks set to let you relieve all that tension and smash stuff to smithereens to your heart’s content.
That is … as [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: PinFrog – The Nutcracker

November 21, 2009

This has been a heck of a week for press approaches about new iPhone apps.  The previous highlight was an app that encouraged ladies to ‘let it rip’ in the restroom and use the app to cover up all their unseemly noises.  Late in the week I think we have a new leader in [...]

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Not Able To Order a Drink in a Crowded Bar – There’s an App for That

November 15, 2009

Ah, the piss-taking mileage in the ‘there’s an app for that’ line just doesn’t get old for me.   And with the description given for the new Round app for the iPhone I just couldn’t resist.  Here’s a slice of that description:
You’re in a crowded bar or pub trying to order some drinks. [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: British to American Slang Dictionary

November 1, 2009

 
As someone who has spent large numbers of years in both the US and the UK, I have nothing inherently against apps / sites that offer to ‘translate’ between British and American.  I think the idea is sound, it just bugs me that so often the execution is, to use a favorite British phrase, [...]

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Now There Really Is an iPhone App for Everything

October 29, 2009

Even with those 100,000 + approved apps in the iPhone App Store, until recently it still felt as if something was missing.  This week I’ve realized what it was – Hasselhoff and Norris.  David and Chuck. 
Well, luckily that huge gap is 3/4 filled and will soon be all patched up.  Hasselhoff has already [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: FHM Hoops, Dick WGR & Mystery Butt

October 27, 2009

 
This is a bumper week for bizarro iPhone apps – I’m not looking for them any more than usual, but they are just jumping out at me all over the place lately. So much so that I decided to cover three recent eye-catchers at once here – and believe it or not that’s after [...]

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Bizarro ($100) iPhone Apps: You Are Rich

October 17, 2009

If you were fresh out of ideas on how to part with $100 this weekend and get nothing in return, here’s an app that can help you out with that.  It’s called You Are Rich, it’s in the ‘Lifestyle’ category in the App Store, and somehow the words ‘and stupid’ got misplaced at the [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: Mission Statement Generators

October 7, 2009

Maybe that strapline for the iPhone TV ads should be changed to ‘There Are a Bunch of Apps for That’ at some point.  It seems like more and more often when you discover one app, even one that has a pretty oddball purpose to it, you soon discover it’s not alone in its [...]

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Bizarro iPhone Apps: Werewolf Reminder

September 19, 2009

Ah, here’s an iPhone app that must be bound for stardom in the ‘There’s an App for That’ series of TV ads.  It’s even got some of the lines for its section in the ad written already …
Did this ever happen to you? It’s midnight. You are having an intense party flirt, when suddenly [...]

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